You would never believe who is Australia’s most wanted criminal right now. It’s not a murderer, or rapist, or pedophile. No, it’s a man who left his apartment while sick with COVID and sneezed in an elevator by himself.
TO THE GAS CHAMBER WITH HIM!
In other news, teens are being arrested for gathering on a beach, construction sites are shut down for not having the appropriate COVID paperwork and a rugby player was arrested for driving outside his designated zone.
Prayers for the prison colony formerly known as Australia formerly known as a prison colony,